I am devious, mischievous, playful, and sadistic — with a pinch of sick and twisted.

When you meet Me, you will feel My sharp rings drag against your skin and My hands wrap tightly around your neck. You will hear the roar of My evil, joyful laugh, and you will see a smile, like The Joker, stretched across My face. These will insight a fearful excitement in you, and you will feel the dark and foreboding thrill of being in My presence.

I am a happy tormentor, a gleeful sadist, and the epicenter of imagination. I will make you hand over your kryptonite — what excites, scares, and intrigues you — and I will conjure insane scene ideas that will amplify your kryptonite. These ideas will sound so feasible and so possible that you will beg for Me to bring them to life.

As I unravel My delightfully dark fantasies, I will laugh wildly and devilishly. Like Jekyll and Hyde, I will whisper sweet threats in your ear while My nails dig into your skin. I will comfort you with a gentle squeeze on your arm, then selfishly administer My objects of torment. And you will continue to lust after My enticing unpredictability.

But behind my chaos is calculation. When you see Me again, I have an excellent memory — one that can be problematic if you attempt to slip something past Me. Your desires and fears are ingrained in My mind. And I will use them against you again and again….and again.